- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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