Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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it was all Tagart

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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