What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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men's rights activists

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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