Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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silver bullet?

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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