Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What's your guys names?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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