a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Anti Joke

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