roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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