- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

I love alchohol!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

An Asian with a big dick.

class is canceled. My professor died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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