- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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