how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Sloths

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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