Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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