- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Where's my tractor?

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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