- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Your mother is so fat.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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