- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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