Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

vote this down and i will DOX you

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A penis walks into a bar..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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