- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Justin Beiber

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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