- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Neil is a reterd.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

This is not funny.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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