- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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