Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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