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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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