What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

asians have slitted eyes lol

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

I'm rick james bitch

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Turkeys are obese

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

sure!

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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