- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

whats green and lives in the water

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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