- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

the lemon was sweet.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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