- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's one plus one? two.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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