- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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