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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.