- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What's better than a stick? A stone

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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