- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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