Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you end a sentence

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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