- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky glue

Men's rights

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Rebecca Black's career.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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