- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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