- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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