Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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