- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Andoni was here

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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