what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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