Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

No your aunties a joke

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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