What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Antijokes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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