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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Anti Joke

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