- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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