- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Knock knock open

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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