It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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can you touch your toes? no

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Boob

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Anti Joke

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