- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Jordan is pregant

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Then none of us want to be right.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Ms Leong Sux

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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