- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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