Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

When life throws knives at you, run away.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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