- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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