- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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