What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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