- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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