What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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