What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Jewwy Jewstein

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Anti Joke

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