A fat guy!

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

how do you win a game try your best

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Anti Joke

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