How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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