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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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