- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

my egg roll

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A jew enters a mall.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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