- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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