- Anti Joke

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

u know whats a crime? rape

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke