- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

whats black and strange a paki

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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