Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

what goes boo a sock

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A guy at a baseball game....

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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