The Labour Party.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

drew edminstin is a rat

A pope meets another one

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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