Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Mooses

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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