dat shoe shine tho

Stop. Seriously stop.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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