- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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