- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

I <3 Hitler

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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