- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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