What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Obama lin Baden.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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123 f*ck off

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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