Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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SHUT UP JP

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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knock knock come in

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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