- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

no really what are ur names?

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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