Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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rarw

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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womens rights.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Andoni was here

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my penis

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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