- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

race-car = rac-ecar

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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