- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Albino African Americans

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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