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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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