- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Good job, son.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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