why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Neither have I

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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