You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Anti Joke

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