- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what do you call your mama at the gas station

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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