What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Anti Joke

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