- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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