silver bullet?

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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You are joking right?

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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