What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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