- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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