Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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woman's lacrosse

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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