- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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