- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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