- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Once, I went to Peru.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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