what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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