Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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