- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

identical jokes get different votes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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