- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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