Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

dat shoe shine tho

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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