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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

I C U P White stuff

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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