What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Rebecca Black's career.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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