- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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