- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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