Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Neither have I

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