You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A cat playing laser tag.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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