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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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