- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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