- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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