- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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