Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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