Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

batman farted so hes retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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