Liverpool City Football Club

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What's your guys names?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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