You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A guy walks into a bar

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

why did you poop because you are a poop

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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