- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's stupid a light bulb.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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