- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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