Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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