- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Feminism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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