- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's stupid a light bulb.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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