A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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