- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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