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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

homosexual rights to marriage

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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