Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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