- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A van drives into a car.

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