A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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