- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Mogok Papiti.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

This is a joke.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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