Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

White men's rights

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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