What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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penis in the camel

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what did the farmer do? plant

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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