Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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